Picking up 10 golden retriever mix puppies at LAX. Just arrived from Korea where they have escaped the meat trade. Foster families waiting for us back in Las Vegas. Welcome to the USA gang!

This guy is really good. I bet he's watched some of my videos online. I can see my influence on him. latimes.com/world-nation/s…

Found out a fellow dog lover died today. In his spare time, he directed movies. "Along with his wife, Donner was a passionate animal advocate, rescuing dozens of dogs over the years..." tampabay.com/life-culture/a…

A spiritual leader to millions and a god incarnate. Also pictured, the Dalai Lama.

Buddy Revell from "Three O'Clock High" came out to inspect my roof today. I always wondered what became of him. You'll be pleased to know he turned his life around and is gainfully employed.

Little know fact: @derek_del was inspired to write "In and Of Itself" after listening to this song on repeat for 6 months and asking himself "Fucking magnets, how do they work?" over and over again. youtube.com/watch?v=_-agl0…

Has anyone checked myspace stocks? Are they surging?

Facebook was broadcasting some really old inauguration-day traffic data. So matt blaze tweeted and had them taken offline. Pretty sure that's what happened.

Taking a physics class at the local community college. After not thinking about trig for 30+ years, it's kicking my ass again. But...if you have any flagpoles that you want to know the height of, and you only know the length of its shadow and the angle of the sun, I'm your guy.

To whomever is playing the part of von Stauffenberg this time around: not so close to the table leg.

If #Bansky was 2 morons.

This could genuinely be a scene from the Office.

This is Schaefer. #barkatthepark Jason England

The short list of suspects:

A rescue dog my brother was fostering passed away unexpectedly. The rescue had to reach out to Chewy to cancel a specialty food order. Chewy canceled the order for us and sent flowers instead. What a sweet gesture. Customer service at its best. Thank you.