I want to get some knuckle tattoos but I feel like no matter how much I research, I’ll still somehow manage to get gang tattoos and I’m just not cut out for gang life

Babe WHAT government-funded meal delivery services? We couldn’t find any when my grandma needed them, even in our relatively well-off area. She was on Medicaid & Medicare, but that doesn’t matter when they DONT EXIST FOR MOST PEOPLE

For the first time in my life, I was sober when I had to ask a stranger to help me undo my pants

MAGAs are labeling DEI as "Didn't Earn It," which is wild because in reality, generating historic wealth through 2 billion acres of stolen land from Native Americans, enslaving Black people for 300 years, banning Asian immigration until 1965, & banning women from financial access

Still active, bitches

Just once I would like to think before I speak. Just once.

Why tf are you paying for ChatGPT & Twitter??? Also check what the ACT has for the family because that insurance is WILD

Had a dream about my ex and now I have awful anxiety so that’s fun

To the woman that stood up her date at MeowWolf: Good for you, girl. You dodged a fucking bullet he was AWFUL.

Having a migraine any day is transphobic but on TDOV????

Glad it’s changing but jfc it should have never happened in the first place

Your name is literally a bastardization of what men that tend to be thought of as “sissies” are called & call themselves. Also stfu you’re so embarrassing

I’m wearing Courtney Conquers merch at work and one of my coworkers recognized it and flipped that I know who she is.

I just talked with one of my favorite comedians and regular guests on the Try Guys channel so that was fucking cool