Excuse her annoyance – Mrs. Wilson put her in an ugly uniform and now she has a coffee filter on her head.

Well, will you tell them I'm not a maid? I'm your wife!

Sophia rolled her eyes. Whatever prank he was playing, she didn't appreciate him denying their relationship. “This is ridiculous,” she spoke of both her uniform, and the current events. “First, Kate and now you. Next you'll tell me we don't have a son together.”

I know, she wrote the book! We talked about it, remember?

One can always count on Alfie for a laugh.