I need meaning in my life and a big dump truck ass.

Beers for Christ.

Drew Peacock Aulia dr

I dug up a bunch of sassafras roots and made tea out of them. It tastes like earthy wild cherries. Yum.

Hobby gardening

I would please like to request your finest cheeses.

C's get degrees

Lucy's like a shark.

When the economy is down, it's a good idea to stretch your meat.

Throw in a Zyn, hit the vape and get in there.

If I go to prison, the only phone numbers I know are my wife's and Mike Jones.

Teaching jigabōōs and midwits how to use Microsoft Outlook. It's going about as well as you'd expect.

It's Friday. Pants off.

Remember when we couldn't say "COVID" on social media? That was weird, right?

I take everything on the internet seriously.

Birds who swallow pebbles know how their assholes work

I disapprove of your shenanigans, Father.

I’m rather attached to my anus and I’d prefer it not be destroyed

Stinky bonsai gardening

I might have the flu or something worse. Even though I am feeling lousy, I'm more mad that I feel like I'm getting sick.