Cooker Logic! #Humour

FOI requests revealed today that Senator Bridget McKenzie’s office wanted ‘sports rorts’ funding tripled to $100M to target marginal seats.
Forget about 'leading the country'... Rorting public funds is the Liberal and National Coalition's true purpose in public life.
#auspol

Is there anything more hypocritical than Sky News & the LNP hyping up illegal boat immigration ... and then blaming the Labor Govt for 'sending a foolish message' to people smugglers.
(The Govt's message has consistently been 'There is zero change to Operation Soverign Borders'.)

#BREAKING : Rapture begins!!! ALL TEN of the ACTUAL Christians in the United States ascend to heaven.
Outraged Christofascists left behind face the brutal truth that their gun-toting, minority-hating, money-worshipping beliefs are the OPPOSITE of what Christ taught. #Rapture

Looks like today's Rapturists neglected to factor in that God's clock is currently set to Galaxy Saving Time. #rapture2024

Interesting the govt has selected missile lobby guy Mark Binskin to head up inquiry into Israel's Zomi Frankcom WCK missile assassinations Stuart McCarthy

Binskin is a director of BAE Systems, Inc. in aus
michaelwest.com.au/air-chief-mars…

You can't trust the LNP when it comes to projects.
Remember Turnbull's Snowy Hydro II - now costing 6x and forecast to be online 4 years late?
They couldn't even build their porkbarrel car parks in 3 years.
Nuclear is just a stalling tactic for fossil fuel magnates.

#BREAKING : Seven Network switchboard flooded with offers to divulge the true story of whatever alleged crime the 'Spotlight' producers are covering for this week. #auspol #lehrmann #Brittany #littleboxofjoy

If Senator Bridget 'Sports Rorts' McKenzie, and Gladys 'Gold Standard' Berejiklian, and Angus 'Water Rorter' Taylor didn't convince you that the LNP consider corruption to be 'normal and acceptible', then today's tweet by Senator James Paterson should. #auspol

Scott Morrison was SO 'wary of power' ... that he awarded himself multiple ministries?! #auspol

I haven't heard a single news report mention WHY China imposed win tariffs on Australia in the first place.
Reminder: it's because of the Morrison Government's ham-fisted approach to international relationships, and its efforts to win the votes of xenophobic voters. #auspol

#PICTURED : Peter Dutton demonstrates his mastery of cynical political doublespeak. #auspol #Dutton #Immigration

Hey Alamy , a millionaire's lobby group in Australia, called 'ADVANCE', is stealing licensed images from your image library to use in their ads.
They don't even bother to hide your anti-theft watermarks.
Could be worth a lot if you sue them for theft?
#auspol #auspol

For those keeping score, here's another +1 in the 'Yup, Trump is the Antichrist' column...
His latest product will be a best seller among folks who claim to be 'Christian' - without actually demonstrating any of the values or behaviours of Christ.
#TrumpBible

#CalledIt :
US Courts have reduced Trump's bond for appealing his fraud conviction from ~$500M to $175M, and granted him another 10 days to pay.
Exactly WHY they are giving the fraudster concessions not available to other criminals has not been made clear.
US justice is cooked.

#BREAKING : Tim Wilson's pre-selection for the seat of #Goldstein has been strongly endorsed by... Tim Wilson. #auspol

#BREAKING : ABC News Room unaware of ABC Chairman's 'no bias' directive, due to unbiased news sources not currently being monitored. #auspol #abcnews #KimWilliams

What if Peter Dutton's persistent posturing on nuclear is all just him planning ahead for a lucrative post-politics career as a consultant, which he realises is mere months away...?
#libspill #auspol #Dutton #NuclearEnergy

Today's Lead Story: ABC Local Radio News.
STILL banging on about Trump's comments on Rudd!
This 'storm in a teacup' is now days old. It was clearly confected by conservatives to bring down Rudd and silence calls for a Murdoch RC.
#abcnews is making itself redundant.

PICTURED: ABC News monitors its many and varied sources for the latest news to feature in its local news bulletins. #auspol