Touche, Admiral Ackbar , touche. http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ll78uzjvba1qzwtdlo1_r1_500.jpg

Today is #NationalRunningDay. Naboo has a ... running start... from the 501st legion. #StarWars

#WWPD? I would suggest taking your case of the mondays and using it to inflict harm upon your co-workers. #DoWhatMustBeDone #StarWars

Those ridden with insanity are always quite happier than those drowning in happiness.

A lot of people ask me how they can replace Vader at my side. Betray your love, kill her, get burned, lose some limbs, then we'll talk.

#ThingsFatHoesSay "Bring me Solo and the wookiee." #StarWars

Hell hath no fury like a love soaked fool scorched. #StarWars #TrueStory

He can kill two wookiees with one stormtrooper. #TheMostSitherestingManInTheWorld #StarWars

The nunaball team are having a #Canucksriot after their loss. I can feel your anger. It gives you foucus, makes you belligerent. #StarWars

Alderaan is nice this time of year. That will go on my #vacationwishlist -- wait. I blew that one up. #FML

"We are intimidating so you don't have to be. Death Star, Space." #HometownSlogans

#1ThingICantStand without. My cane. #StarWars

Shot in the arm, and it's too late. You give opening base doors, a bad name. #StupidPrincess

I've always enjoyed my roasted Ewok with a #liltwist of granulated padawan braid.

Now you will pay the price for your lack of vision. #ThingsNotToSayToBlindPeople

"I can feel your duck. It gives you focus, makes you stonger." #ReplaceAWordInAFamousQuoteWithDuck

They say to never piss upwind. You should probably be more concerned about flying against a Death Star. #JustSayin

What's Eating Gilbert Grape In My Pants #improvefilmtitlesbyaddinginmypants

You shouldn't live in a glass Rebel Base when I'm throwing the Emperor's Fist, Rebellion. #Tsk

I put a dead Tusken under Lord Vaders bed last night. Who said there is no such thing as monsters, I mean animals under your bed?