Half of British television always starts like this.

oh no, france, 13th century

Everyone's saying this but "He couldn't fit a whole woman in his head" is SO good, it's one of the main things writing is supposed to do, create phrases that don't make literal sense but still articulate something you often perceive but never heard quite put into words before.

brb starting a magazine about worms

This piece is so delicious. The New York dream and then the buzzkill of how much your New York dream will actually cost. Would love to see the London version of this. curbed.com/article/cost-o…

Please stop what you’re doing and watch Tina Turner and Cher duetting in the campest way imaginable 💜

did anyone have more fun on a film than this cast

good morning

my spring/summer aesthetic x.com/shouldhaveanim…

Curry Naru Yakisobako, a glamorous bowl of fried noodle curry in fishnet stockings, is a mascot from Aizuwakamatsu City.

Grateful to THE FACE for asking me to write about rowdy theatre audiences and therefore having to pay for me to go to see Magic Mike Live on my own, sober, for work - a top ten lifetime experience theface.com/culture/why-ar…

My Apple Watch: You are depressed. Me:

Just the best week! 🤍

No one puts the counter argument better than Frank McCourt - in one of my favourite ever letters

absolutely obsessed with finally having London neighbours we know well enough to give our perishable goods to and ask to water the garden when we go on holiday 🫶

Paul Rudd and Meryl Streep dance it out on the set of #OnlyMurders season three

Jabba the toad living his best life