the perfect brand collaboration does not exi-

Met one of the school parents the other day in passing and told him that whenever I see his wife I always feel better about myself. Only later realised I didn't follow that up with 'because she's so nice'

despite being in 100% agreement with them please don't qt my t*yl*r s*ift posts bc I will be deleting them 5 mins later lol (gives them something to think about; a kindness, if you will)

from experience, it only takes one adult to kick off in the pub to spoil things for absolutely everybody too

seriously thinking of immigrating for a million reasons but also because imagine what the incentive programs to return to the UK are going to look like in about 10 years time

Literally a BNP leaflet from the mid-2000s.

I cannot believe Taylor Swift is a year older than me

Lulla La Polaca: Andrzej Szwan. He was 4 at the time of the Warsaw Ghetto Uprising. He survived because he was carried out.

Justin Myers Are there any songs about Denise Welch?

This is genuinely horrifying. If my 6 year old is anywhere near a camera at the moment he likes to take photos of his bum. He's 6! Bums are funny! Please don't let your small children on social media for the love of god

this chapel conversion in peterborough is single-handedly responsible for the death of god

The Rough Guide to Tenerife here casually referring to the aboriginal Canarian people as 'retarded'

telling the person in the shop buying the daily mail that I disapprove of them with my eyes

“… it is the puritanical nonsense of excluding children—and therefore, to some extent, women—from pubs that has turned these places into mere boozing-shops instead of the family gathering-places that they ought to be.” I’ve often said I’m an Orwell fan-girl and this is why, tbh.

yet another reason why we deserved brexit, southern europe shouldn't have to put up with us

Many times in past the Bedouin community in Negev region has complained they don’t have same protection from Iron Dome as other parts of Israel