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Emily

@emilybynight

writing The Ick: season 3 exploring social norms

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I find it maddening that I train so hard and can only do 0.5 pull-ups meanwhile, dude in the park can bust out 10 in a row on a tree branch arms like a weasel

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Check out your 2025 recap from the bloobloop app where we make generalizations and conflations about your life and your character based on some weak user data we gathered! Enjoy!!

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in a tense gift economy escalation with my neighbor. We trade increasingly deranged and useless trinkets from our travels in return for collecting each other's mail. So far, I've received tiny Japanese bowls, exotic fudge, ugly keychains...he's too powerful I'll never win

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ladies in SF, a warning! it's 65° and sunny, Valentine's approaching, a bunch of out-of-town bros arrive for the Super Bowl, Bad Bunny blasts from every speaker, ur ovulating, BE CAREFUL OUT THERE

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if you have a like very healthy body image, or have never tried hard to lose weight, your mind can't comprehend the inhumanity of Cady giving Regina a high-calorie candy bar and saying it's low-calorie protein. S-tier malevolence

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on a flight hurtling over the Sonoran desert at 500mph, reading Dan Simmons' Hyperion. Sci-fi is the best genre to read on a plane... we live on a planet where tropospheric space travel is normal