Good mail day. Finally got Emily‘s The Ick and was gifted a NASA space station design study report by the_architectopteryx

receiving tax documents in January should be illegal like let me live

I find it maddening that I train so hard and can only do 0.5 pull-ups meanwhile, dude in the park can bust out 10 in a row on a tree branch arms like a weasel

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performatively walking by my hair salon so my stylist can see his artwork out in the wild

proud to say i made my career on Noble Old Fashioned Content tyvm

in a tense gift economy escalation with my neighbor. We trade increasingly deranged and useless trinkets from our travels in return for collecting each other's mail. So far, I've received tiny Japanese bowls, exotic fudge, ugly keychains...he's too powerful I'll never win

parents really sent us to school w one of these, like here ya go kiddo 0.5oz should tide you over

ladies in SF, a warning! it's 65° and sunny, Valentine's approaching, a bunch of out-of-town bros arrive for the Super Bowl, Bad Bunny blasts from every speaker, ur ovulating, BE CAREFUL OUT THERE

how I train ▶️▶️▶️ what I'm training for

oh to be a bee in a lily or magnolia blossom

if you have a like very healthy body image, or have never tried hard to lose weight, your mind can't comprehend the inhumanity of Cady giving Regina a high-calorie candy bar and saying it's low-calorie protein. S-tier malevolence

bf yelling at claude from the office: "I don't need you to MANAGE MY EMOTIONS!!!"

you should pitch this amazing magazine

me in my luteal phase

on a flight hurtling over the Sonoran desert at 500mph, reading Dan Simmons' Hyperion. Sci-fi is the best genre to read on a plane... we live on a planet where tropospheric space travel is normal