I bloody knew it

Don’t BE a prick, GET a prick. #CovidVaccine #vaxtothefuture #iwanttoseemyfamily #finishline

I mean..... this is all the same guy right?

Residents of Canada- I mean, I know I know, but listen- a lot of us voted liberal for you in 2015 cause SH. So- return the favour and just vote NDP. You owe us. #DontSplitTheVote #ElectionsCanada #VoteNDP #NDP2021

All politicians should have to live one year on only minimum wage, pay monthly student debt and inflated rent, and in the states pay for their own medical bills. #Politics #minimumwage #debt #Medicare

… I’m sorry are we supposed to feel sorry for him?

Pakistan passes anti-rape bill allowing chemical castration of repeat offenders ctvnews.ca/world/pakistan…

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The CDC wants you to just give’r bud.

this Friday COMEDY BAR we got @jeremyfryingpan Emily Ferrier ally ✨ Gerald Yeung Brie Watson Quentin Matheson Zacharie Weingarten Sam Polito Bobby Ho Korri Birch #rodrigofernandezstoll #michelleparkes

Good News Toronto is back at COMEDY BAR celebrating the cinematic masterpiece, #Morbius. We’ve got the news, the jokes, and the blood-sucking vampires! with: @jeremyfryingpan Gerald Yeung Emily Ferrier ally ✨ LJP Blair MacMillan and @jamesoharaaf Maurena Taylor

not trying to start a conspiracy but, how long has #Rihanna been pregnant?

Today is the day! Go #vote in the #OntarioElection - unless you’re voting PC in which case your voting day is actually tomorrow. 🤷🏼‍♀️

It’s weird that the Union Jack is still on the Ontario flag right? Right? Could someone… do something about that?

Air Canada: We are the worst service in Canada Rogers:

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