Wow. With FB down I managed to finish reading through my books Mr. Emily teased me about earlier, format said books, clean my house, pick up prescriptions I forgot about, and ponder the meaning of life from my bathtub. Suck on that, Facebook and Mr. Emily.

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Mr. Emily is home today. He's in the shower, and every thirty seconds or so, he randomly belts out lines from "Sweet Home Alabama." He's also playing drums on the shower wall. I can already tell it's going to be a long ass day.

Me on Friday: “I’m totally going to sleep in tomorrow. It will be awesome!” Me at 7am on Saturday morning:

I'm re-reading through the Love Hurts formatted copy today and strongly considering tweeting my favorite line from each chapter + the song that inspired the scene! Stay tuned!

[PASSION SUPRÊME] Lassée des coups d'un soir, Jamie rêve d'amour, de mariage et d'un bébé. Mateo, séduisant avocat, recherche le plaisir. Si tout les oppose, leurs jeux érotiques les pousseront à se découvrir... Une romance érotique d' Emily Snow : bit.ly/2GNp0Wx

Jon Snow: Not Knowing a Damn Thing Since 2011

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Best part about this episode? When my husband said, “Look, it’s the titty-sucker all grown up.” The second best part: #GOT #GameOfThrones #WhyDidIWatchThis

#WritingCommunity How many of you haven't been paid by #Amazon #KDP this month for your April 2019 Royalties and are getting generic responses when you ask where your payment is? Amazon Kindle Direct Publishing

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I'm team #GIF. How do you pronounce it?

Email: “All your heroes are assholes.” Me: *staring at current projects*

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Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary

Just a reminder that when an ER patient says “my wife made me come in”, something is really fucking wrong until proven otherwise.