If im gonna shenan one im definitely gonna shenanigan

Im trying to come up with a way to help the “i shouldnt have to pay taxes on property i own” crowd understand that they only own it because a govt secures it through local law enforcement and military Actually owning stuff outright is only possible with decentralized consensus

honestly I think if CT just started calling it CX instead when he took over none of this would be happening

A tweet used to be uniquely poetic - 140 characters of condensed thought. Now open your gullet to be force-fed rage bait so your brain is the right kind of mush that can be sold to advertisers as a delicacy.

Gm, but its mostly out of spite

A high trust society is built on community. If there is no value placed in community, there is no reason to value it. 3rd places are gone. IRL relarionships replaced by online rage bait paid contests. Prioritizing “freedom to do whatever the fuck i feel like” over “freedom

I was just informed that american express cards will let you post your own bail and suddenly i give a shit about who my credit card company is beyond points

This place was more fun when i got a dopamine fix from likes

Its funny how nothing has changed between the ages of 11 and 37 im still just hanging out by myself talking to my internet friends

Cant crash out, too tired

Would you go to a skinny-fat personal trainer? Would you hire a blind man to paint your house? Would you buy a bra from someone whos never worn a well fitting bra?

How can you be a single issue voter we dont even put single issues in a single bill there is like 3-7 issues in any bill its a negotiation tactic

Bro is sitting her thinking that a nautilus shell tells the future

If youre one of those people in sf for the superbowl and youre in the santa clara leg of your journey seeking fine dining, may i suggest falafel drive-in, mostly for banana shake. Also hobee’s, specifically for coffee cake.

Super bowl this super bowl that… my money was on bad bunny wearing a dress and i am still salty on tuesday morning

Im sick of openclaw, bring back whiteclaw

Passing go in monopoly and landing on income tax in the same roll is too real

we can talk about adoption all we want, but being there, with real people, learning struggles, seeing solutions come to life - it’s easy to get a sense of why this all matters. get ready for the best 14 minutes of your day (it's worth the whole watch I swear!). thank you to

Whoever wrote the rules for chess and made the king such a fat lazy piece of shit was so real for that

Thinking about repurposing my account into a dinosaur ig