The Airbnb host has decided to dispute my review solely on the grounds that I didn’t give him 5 stars for check in, ignoring all the hygiene stuff. In hindsight I should’ve given him all 5 stars but still explained the problems. Now he can have my review removed I think. Oh well

Witness the fitness.

All of those people dramatically announcing their departure from X, because of the ‘hellscape’ it has become, should really try being a livestock farmer online! 😂

EmilyBaah 🐑🦙🐄🦷 Completely understand. 😔😔

Truth

Everyone refreshing Twitter to see what Jermaine Jenas has been sacked for! 🫣

I’m not saying I want my face licked, but being a cat does look very relaxing.

A BBC news reporter stood outside the BBC on BBC Breakfast saying that the BBC had not responded to a request for comment from BBC News about a BBC presenter being axed from a BBC show.

When I was 10 in 1987 my mum and my friend’s mum let us catch the train from Durham to York to spend the day there on our own. We went to the Jorvik Viking Centre, around the shops, called home once from a call box I remember, then caught the train back. Would anyone do that now?

#internationaldogday

COMEDY NERDS. This is one of my all-time favourite moments from The Day Today, but can anyone tell me who in the TDT team wrote it? Also, whether they'd be willing to speak with me for five minutes, but we'll get to that...

I need to get these cats into modelling so they can buy their own kibble. They’d work for it! #bluesteel WHISKAS UK