It's really cold today.

Why is 𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘳𝘺𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘨 around here always about 𝘴𝘦𝘹?!

I'm going to go inside my room, shut the windows, and close my eyes so I don't see any of the disturbing crap all of you get up to.

My clothes will stay on. Don't try me.

It's always sex, drugs, and violence with you all. Can we maybe talk about our lord and savior Jesus Chr*st?

I'm joking. Let's talk about love

Let's talk about getting me a boyfriend. Or a good night's sleep. Doesn't have to be mutually exclusive.

Let's talk about.... I'm running out of ideas here. Uh, hand holding. Let's talk about holding hands.

Oh, hells.

It's a little chilly up here.

But if I turn the heating up I'll be too warm in my blanket heap. So I'll just freeze when I go out, I guess.

Who else blanket burritos? It gives me comfort.

I've heard that one reason people like to wrap themselves up in blankets is that it simulates the human touch they lack. .... ....... .......... which is kinda sad for me.

(( I GOT MY MAC BACK AND NOW I CAN ACCESS THIS ACCOUNT AGAIN. HURRAH

hi, i'm emil steilsson and you're watching disney channel

*cromching on cubes of ice*

what

what if i melted these licorice sticks.... and then spiked it. would i die