block me if you oppose same-sex marriage and i’m not joking

Happy Thursday to all my Canadian and global friends. And to those who celebrate, happy "spending obligated time with family even though they don't accept your queer ass" day

I want to take a second to thank everyone that follows my account. For all the support emotionally, financially, and otherwise. It's been a tough go for me, but I'm still kicking thanks to yall

Flight attendant: Is there a doctor onboard? Dad: *nudging me* that should've been you Me: Not now Dad Dad: Not asking for a Disc Golfer to help, are they? Me: Dad, there's a medical emergency happening right now Dad: Why don’t you miss a 20 ft putt & see if that helps

one of the funniest assists I've ever seen lol

Yeah— That tracks... sdpn

Getting treated for ADHD is the cruelest prank in medical history. Doctor: "You have a severe disability that makes administrative tasks, memory, and consistency nearly impossible." Also Doctor: "To get help, simply fill out this 12-page packet, mail it back, call insurance,

I found out why trans people are disliked so much xD (article explains extended life span for humans without balls)

I maintain that the NHL should allow players to break the rules if it's really funny

Hot take. We should let the griffins play one of the Red Wings games to give the wings a rest Like have it count for stats and everything just to see what would happen I wanna see the griffins play the leafs

IT'S BACK!!!!!!

Tough turn of events for the “momentum isn’t real” crowd.

This Mother Fucker. Sorry rams.

Now you know the power of The Dark Side.

The Detroit Red Wings' minor league affiliate in Grand Rapids will debut a Pistons teal-era sweater tomorrow🔥🔥🔥