This gets funnier the longer you let it repeat

What I was seeing when I told my dad I had astigmatism and he didn’t believe me (I was vindicated at the eye exam when it was proven I had astigmatism)

I’ve got a sub friend that’s into bdsm, and like once a month they’ve casually drop the newest kink they’ve developed in casual conversation.

The penis worm has spotted its next target

I also think that it’s a matter of proportions. When you’re 5 years old, a year is a fifth of your total lifespan at that point. Comparatively, at 60 a year is only 1/60th of your lifespan at that point. Time feels faster as a result

Just saw a sign on campus that says “most medical students majored in biological sciences” like yeah, fork found in kitchen.

bro’s schizomaxxing

THATS SOME NASTY WORK

Big egg

The humble Geiger counter when it detects radiation

Find the names of those who did it and destroy their livelihoods forever

I occasionally get a lot of shit for bringing this up but good managers are just as important as good workers. A bad manager can totally snowball an amazing team if they suck at using their authority properly

As a studying engineer, I will pull out legitimate equations to calculate things mid session to make my physics based cleverness accurate. I have straight up pulled out a calculation for flight distance and time to accurately line up a combo between pcs

I have become old (21)

There’s a solid chance his wife was pregnant and he would’ve been murdered had he not returned with a banana split from Dairy Queen

Thaddeus is looking very plump today

The cleaners really need to stop slamming the fucking vacuum into the Ethernet cord that routes to the pc I sit at in college. This is like the 4th time they disconnected it this semester

Forget the gender binary!!! Behold the gender ✨QUATERNARY✨

I don't like how every spin-off nowadays is just called "insert character name here" It's a bland and boring trend