you wouldn’t last an hour in the asylum where they raised me

millennials went SO HARD when we were like “but first coffee.” may be cringe but it’s timeless and true, 10/10, no notes

got 8 hours of sleep last night instead of my usual 4 and now I have a whole new personality??? pls respect my privacy in this difficult time

it’s so important to be at least a little bit gay

happy lesbian visibility week from
23 year old me 😭😭😭

happy April 25 to all who celebrate

Congratulations everyone. You’ve given the GOP exactly what they wanted & needed. An excuse to pretend to care about antisemitism, despite a caucus filled with raging white supremacists who attend conferences with a Holocaust denier & a candidate who hosts that Holocaust denier.

I’m not super into getting older but I do like how nobody asks me to help them move anymore

my oldest daughter turns SIX TODAY!!!!! time really flies….can’t believe it’s been six years since I’ve taken a shit in private

ready to make another one of these- what basic prob should these therapists react to next?!? vote belowwwwww 🤩

seasonal depresh is out, spring is in ✌️

my obsession w Grey’s Anatomy is diagnostic