Watching the Denver Nuggets just crush with the refs absolutely blowing calls and the Blazers playing like babies got me laughing like a hyena.

Oh my god I love Nikola Jokić and Jamal Murray 😭🐐🐐

Nuggets win. Murray all time high 55 point game. Lakers lose to the 14th place Jazz. Great day for basketball.

It’s all true. We’ve got buns in the oven and they are going to fill your tummies with delectable microplastics.

MVP Nathan MacKinnon sounds a bit familiar. #GoAvsGo | #4Nations

Disappointed whenever the nuggets lose, but at least it was to Milwaukee, a world class city and the spiritual capital of the Midwest.

🥬 JUST ANNOUNCED 🥬 Elway with Sam Russo & BUGOFF! 📆 WED., MAY 14 at Beat Kitchen 🎟 ON SALE NOW 🔗 bit.ly/3FBK0Sq

Anyone memorializing Val Kilmer without mention of MacGruber was never a true enjoyer.

“I threw the first brick at the combination Nuggets/Avs 2025 championship parade.”

lorde singing about mdma instead of weed again

So thankful to be clear of the Lakers hype pollution this season. LeBron should retire and become the crypto grifter he was always destined be. Garbage team. Worst fans. Trounced decisively. Sweet, sweet, basketball poetry.

New tune! New video! New ALBUM! Same shitty America. Check this shit out!

“This song is about how I came to learn how endemic war is in our culture and it proposes, if not insists, for this utter madness to end with us.” Elway share the first track from their new LP “Nobody’s Going to Heaven” just in time for May Day floodmagazine.com/193770/elway-l…

Did ya see the big news over the weekend?! Elway + @SamRussoMusic shows starting VERY SOON: 5/10 - Denver, CO 5/11 - Colorado Springs, CO 5/13 - Kansas City, MO 5/14 - Chicago, IL 5/15 - Toronto, ON 5/16 - Montreal, QC 10/24 - Gainesville, FL

It should be clear who the NBA’s most valuable player is from tonight’s game.

Happy Friday! This week’s playlist is one of our best ever. We’ve got new tunes from en | MASSE, Silverstein, beauty school, Charmer, Rex McCreight, Bleed, will is Buying Fireworks in Indiana, Elway, One Step Closer, and so many more! Check it out at the link in the reply!

The last time Haliburton made New Yorkers this sad they had to set up two big spotlights

Wish I had an ESPN login so I can see Rudy Gogurt’s face contort into a grief pretzel as his season implodes on itself.

elon musk welcome to the resistance

Happy birthday to tanks.