[Republicans posting a picture of the happiest, most normal man in the world] They're coming for your um... for your children's uhhhh lack of lunch.

Why are you sitting like that

Republicans are reaching levels of cooked we haven’t seen since FDR

When my wife and I decided to have children, we spent years going through fertility treatments. I remember praying each night for a call with good news, or the agony when we heard the treatments hadn't worked. When we welcomed our daughter into the world, we named her Hope.

JD Vance trying to order donuts

Hey, circus is in town! #jdvance #okaygood

this debate has EVERYTHING: dog eating, baby killing, transgender operations on illegal aliens in prisons

BREAKING: J.D. Vance urges Americans to keep their pets safe from poors

Trump’s tariff strategy

I think this is the best stand up comedy joke I’ve ever heard. I really believe it’s one of the best jokes ever written.

i got into an argument with a couple of ppl here a few days ago. i told one guy im asian; i told the other guy im white. i told them both to meet me outside uniqlo

Thanks y’all I’m just excited to make incredibly stupid jokes about current events while subtly pushing forward my woke, communist agenda.

my favorite joke of all time

a astronaut

"I spent a quarter of a billion dollars to get this pedophile elected, and this is how he repays me??"

How does everything this guy says manage to sound like a phone tree

Thank you, sir!