You’re screaming thank u, next but the queue is empty 😓

"To Michael, your support is an inspiration. Mo Salah" ❤️ Mohamed Salah invited Mike Kearney for a special visit to Melwood after a video of him celebrating our decisive #UCL winner against Official SSC Napoli went viral...

100% did not happen, just jumping on the Banksy bandwagon to try to put your name out there 🤦🏾‍♂️

Pogba makes me cringe so much 😖

Insta stories are a no go today then. Birds saying they’ve had a mint year by sharing 200 pictures of their week in Ibiza where they sat in Ocean Beach and sniffed bash off Wayne Lineker’s old, wrinkly, pecker. Sling it, nobody is arsed.

Fifa brings out a rage in me that I didn’t know existed.. Also, when did playstation controllers become so expensive? 🤦🏾‍♂️

0.1cm of snow falls in Wales and all the weapons rush to the shop to buy 20 loaves of bread, wtf

Hard to watch Chelsea without feeling sorry for Hazard

That look is absolutely priceless 😂😂😂😂😂😂

Guns at games 😂 execution of a pitch invader in front of 30,000+ live spectators sponsored by Bet 365

The Daily Mail literally leapt and twirled through hoops to humanise the terrorist who killed 49 Muslims in Christchurch, New Zealand. Take note: this is a precise example of what normalisation of Islamophobic terrorism looks like

An old building catches fire with 0 casualties, €600m donated for its restoration overnight 🤯 peoples priorities are all over the place 🤷🏾‍♂️

So disappointed with how GoT ended. Rushed the last season, everything is pointless, wish the White Walkers won

Wow 😅

😂😂

Clown 🤡

“You know, this coronavirus, it’s becoming a massive problem in football, and I’m sitting there thinking, what’s Paul Pogba going to do about it? He’s out there in America, dancing, shooting hoops with his pals, where in realty he should be finding a cure for this disease.”

@Charlie16590286 I’ve been washing my hands all fucking day