A look back on the weird year that 2023 has been from start to finish: (a thread)

Manchester born, London worn. One Minute Briefs ⏱️ The Couture Club #TheCoutureClubSoho

For all the pets who have the radio on in the background. One Minute Briefs ⏱️ #NationalRadioDay

Say “oh là là” One Minute Briefs ⏱️ #GreyPoupon

Mustard rhymes. One Minute Briefs ⏱️ #GreyPoupon

When it comes to making a romantic connection, being hyper focused is such a green flag. One Minute Briefs ⏱️ Mattr.Social

Small talk doesn’t just give Neurodivergent the ick, it fills them up with dread. One Minute Briefs ⏱️ Mattr.Social

Autocorrect can be a Neurodivergents ally, but my god that embarrassing rush knowing you’ve sent a message full of typos on to your crush can be quite something. One Minute Briefs ⏱️ Mattr.Social

There’s great media placement, then there is god tier media placement

Some say that marriage is like an owning a yacht. Smooth sailing. One Minute Briefs ⏱️ #BurgessYachts

For the rebellious who make chart their own course in life. One Minute Briefs ⏱️ #BurgessYachts

For the people who aspire to ride the waves and own a piece of the ocean. One Minute Briefs ⏱️ #BurgessYachts

Feathers Mcgraw broke out of prison

Whenever I leave the room, the cat takes a selfie on my phone. Bit weird init?

Well this is cool. 7 years after I took this pic at Manchester City of a lad getting Andros Townsend’s shirt after the match, it’s appeared on a Crystal Palace tifo at Wembley at the start of the FA Cup semi final #cpfc

Was proud to be a Palace fan, but then I remembered we’re the most boring team in English football and moments like yesterday don’t matter because we’re 12th

For the majority of my followers who weren’t here at the beginning, my account started when I very quickly fell in love with Oliver Glasner and this Crystal Palace squad. He reshaped the way in which I not only viewed football, but within the paradigms and realms of normal life.

If you haven’t seen the BBC’s closing montage yet, then you absolutely must. 🤓 It will definitely make the hairs on the back of your neck stand up and it may even bring you to tears but, my god, it’s worth it! ❤️💙 #EmiratesFACup #CPFC

You don’t see everything on the telly… #CPFC #FACUP2025

When Ward went up to lift the FA Cup 🏆 We were there 👏👏👏