Hard Truth: Self respect comes with lots of goodbyes..

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I love a jacket potato!

No wonder you always want to be on the loose women panel! No better way to describe it all!

Onions

FA statement on Myles Lewis-Skelly red card

🚨 Confirmed: The FA have upheld a claim of wrongful dismissal in relation to Myles Lewis-Skelly’s red card against Wolves & have REMOVED his three-match suspension. ✅

So good to see you, B. 🥰

18-year-old Myles Lewis-Skelly scoring against Man City and then hitting Erling Haaland's celebration in his presence 🥶

Erling Haaland, famously, said in the reverse fixture at the Etihad: "Who the f*** are you?" to Myles Lewis-Skelly. The 18-year-old responded this evening… Erling Haaland, do you know who he is now?

Please, Arteta, we never want to see Partey at RB ever again. Many thanks Arsenal

You know when good times and good people just make you feel amazing 🩷

14 years ago today Jay McGuiness

Come on Newcastle

Honestly can’t beat a nice beef sarnie!!! Yummy in my tummy!! But I don’t quite like a crab stick samwij too!!

You know what can’t beat cheese and onion, with some crisps on the side!

This is fucking bollocks!!!!! If it took that long to rule it out you’ve got to give the goal!!! This ref is the biggest cunt!!!

Come on palace!!!!

I’ll always let Jay McGuiness sleep in my bed!

Declan Rice deliver better than Amazon prime.