Elite Zerks
@elitezerks
Est. 2017
#1 Undisputed Rune Pure, Range Tank & Med clan on OSRS. Best Community. Untouchable in game.
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http://elitezerks.com/ 18-10-2017 23:28:15
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WHILE FIGHTING INFLICTION IN CWA, WE HEARD OUR VICTIMS AT Vengeance Clan WERE PKING SO WE MULTI-LOGGED ON OUR MAINS AND ENDED THEIR TRIP IN MINUTES! IN TYPICAL MEME-CLAN FASHION, 2 OF THEIR 5 MEMBERS MANAGED TO LOSE +1S! HOW PATHETIC!
THERE'S A REASON Vengeance Clan & Resurgence FORMED A MERGED CWA TEAM. THEY KNOW THEY'LL NEVER BE ABLE TO COMPETE AGAINST US, DESPITE ALL THEIR EFFORTS! AFTER OUR CWA FIGHT, WE DECIDED TO PAY OUR VICTIMS A VISIT IN THE WILD TO REMIND THEM. EMBARRASSING! PM A RANK TO SPY!
WHAT AN EMBARRASSING NIGHT FOR THE MEME ALLIANCE! AFTER HUMILIATING Vengeance Clan IN A 1V1, THEY TEAMED WITH 3 OTHER CLANS, ONLY TO GET FARMED FOR MULTIPLE +1S! NO WONDER YOU'RE TERRIFIED TO FIGHT US: YOU CAN'T EVEN BEAT US IN A 4V1!
AN AWFUL "ANNIVERSARY" FOR THE TEAL HAT CLOWNS. DESPITE ONSLAUGHT, Vengeance Clan & RAGE HOLDING HANDS (WE KNEW ALL ABOUT IT BEFOREHAND!) THEY WERE SIMULTANEOUSLY FARMED AND ECHOED! WE AREN'T GOING ANYWHERE!
FULL POV OF @VENGEANCE_OSRS AND Resurgence GETTING WIPED OFF THE MAP CAN BE FOUND BELOW. ENJOY THE AUDIO LEAK OF SQUIDWARD "ZEWY" ADMITTING SPY INFESTATION! youtube.com/watch?v=PPhwqO…
CLEAN FIGHT WITH @AC TONIGHT FOR NEARLY 45 MINUTES, BEFORE @BC AND @DR WON THE WORST CRASH ATTEMPT OF 2021 AWARD. AT LEAST SOMEONE HAD THE BALLS TO SHOW UP, UNLIKE OUR "RIVALS" Vengeance Clan & Resurgence 😂
AFTER YEARS OF SUFFERING AND BEING HELD CAPTIVE BY 'DICTATOR ZEWY' AKA SQUIDWARD, LEADER SMISHED HAS DECIDED TO THROW IN THE TOWEL. AS A KIND GESTURE TO HIM MOVING IN THE RIGHT DIRECTION, WE WILL BE DROPPING SOMETHING DETRIMENTAL TO Vengeance Clan TO HELP HIM MOVE ON.👀
Not only did we Pk all week uncontested in Est and make BANK, we repeatedly ran our broken victim dogs Vengeance Clan out of the wild! This is probably why leader to be Josh Bowen left Veng to join the main scene! (Amongst MANY other reasons we will soon be shedding light on!)
WHILE Vengeance Clan WENT ON TO HAVE A 4 MAN PK TRIP YESTERDAY (NO MEME) WE HAD BACK TO BACK CWA's VS Violent Resolution AND @DYNASTY. WE SNAGGED THE WIN BOTH FIGHTS AND CALLED IT A DAY. LET'S SEE IF Vengeance Clan's EMERGENCY RANK MEETING YESTERDAY HELPED THEM FIND THE SPY (IT DID NOT)!
Since we've killed Vengeance Clan, we've had a bit of free time on our hands! Never not winning 👑 #maxcape
TONIGHT WE HOPPED ON FOR OUR PREPPED EVENT AND AFTER 2 HOURS, FOUND OURSELVES UP 300M FROM MACING! ON THE OTHER END OF THE SPECTRUM, Vengeance Clan FOUND THEMSELVES DOWN 3-0, LOSING TO Resurgence IN CWA! CONGRATS ON LAST PLACE SQUIDWARD!
IT’S NOT ENOUGH THAT Vengeance Clan SPENT THEIR SUNDAY TRIP GETTING BULLIED BY A PURE CLAN, THEY’VE JUST NOW KICKED THEIR JULY MOTM FOR SPYING LMFAO! AT THIS RATE, THERE WONT BE ANY MEMBERS LEFT TO KICK. A NEW ALL TIME LOW FOR THE WORST MED CLAN IN HISTORY.