I TOO was moved to google whether David Muir was married tonight. He’s not, guys. I think we have shot.

Holy hell. The last/sweat/sun/wet/sundress in that first couplet. Emma Bolden has done it again.

My dream job is Christmas Carol critic. I work one month a year traveling the country to watch as many local Christmas Carol productions as possible and then write things like "The Baltimore Scrooge has a warmth reminiscent of Atlanta's Ebenezer we all remember so well from 2018"

Abby is the best—reach out to her!!

My husband just saw a fly in our room and without leaving the bed pulled a fly swatter from his bedside table drawer.

Thank you thank you Alexa Stark Reagan Arthur Federico AndornINo for loving this book!

Does it count if you don’t share the publishers marketplace screenshot? 🥂

I watched foundational Brown Haired Girl Movie™️ “Practical Magic” for the first time since I was 13 tonight & was shocked to discover that it features a COP who BANISHES A DEMON by BRANDISHING HIS BADGE AT HIM LIKE A CRUCIFIX. Hollywood can’t be trusted.

theres like a 2 month period when someone is falling in love with you where you can get them to read/listen/watch pretty anything. you really gotta take advantage of that

This is so instructive, so fascinating, and so beautifully written!

The perfect story for a chilly November morning. 🐟 Read "Fisher, King" by Anneke Schwob on page 78 of Issue 4. nocturnezine.com/issue-4

Going back here? Find me!

Only this will encourage me to fully move

My mom died 4 years ago today. She had a copy of Homegoing by Yaa Gyasi on her bedside table with a bookmark a third of the way in. I think about that a lot, and how there are so many things she didn’t get to finish.

Anyone else just put their children to bed so that they could enjoy the Muppets Christmas Carol in peace

Check out my new story in Grist!

Gentle on mommy’s facceeeee, I wheeze while my twin toddlers trample me to death