YAY Elie Mystal that’s the tweet!🙃

Elie Mystal Elie went full Sheree and I almost lost it and then “let his proverbial freak flag fly” came out of nowhere and did me in. (Bravo, as always)

My mom just asked me what “YOLO” means. :)

None Chris Hayes There were actual Supreme Court opinions today, where the court decided that Nancy Mace wins her 2024 reelection, 6-3.

The third branch of government is doing far more damage than Steve Bannon and a bottle of Bombay Saphire could ever do.

Heading into Chris Hayes at 8:00 pm to talk about Sam Alito’s and Clarence Thomas’s ongoing revulsion that their side lost the Civil War and their hatred of the Reconstruction Amendments.

You guys, I’m very worried about Trump winning New York and New Jersey. I really hope he and the GOP don’t invest more time, money, and resources here. That would be very bad. He and his family are so popular here. Please, no, don’t spend more money here. I would be so owned.

Me: Who wants to go first?
8yo: [the 11yo] can go first.
Me: We must have a competition.
8yo: He wins.
Me: No. Fight your brother!
8yo: Fine. But we'll fight through negotiations. [11yo] do you want to go first?
11yo: Yes.
8yo: [11yo] WINS the argument!
Me: ...Okay, you beat me.

Shorter SCOTUS today

The delta between the quality of this poster and the quality of this movie is immeasurable.

This is a really helpful flag guide from Above the Law. I encourage all litigants before the Supreme Court to read it so they might know what symbols appeal to the Republican overlords

abovethelaw.com/2024/05/helpfu…

You… like your followers… don’t know what “obtuse” means, do you?

*The question is withdrawn, your honor.*

Megyn Kelly Do people from a “store nearby” decided whether presidents can be prosecuted for crimes? Or are you so devoid of arguments that you’ve decided being obtuse is a personality?

It's the 'very fertile' for me...

Really looking forward to Nancy Mace saying that Elena Kagan spray painted the dissent on her house

I just wrote a fire ending, but now I gotta wait to see if it makes it through editing and then wait till tomorrow to share it.