Did you know that the reason Jesus so often uses sheep to represent us in his parables is that sheep are retarded?

L: NOT RED! Look what you've done! It's all crashing. N: Maybe if I just put it back... L: No, keep it. Maybe we can use it as collateral.. let's get out of here for now. #NFTdrops #NOTRED

L: Nathan! Not in front of everybody. N: What? It itches... L: I know... *sigh* but they'll never believe us. #Just #Itchy #NFTs #NLFG

*RrRrEeOoWwW* N: Larry, do we have a market cap? L: One mill-eee-oon dollars. N: That's not actually that much anymore, Larry. The U.S. National Debt is like 35 trillion, the Fed's been just printing money out of thin air & on top of all that they're just making up fake

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N: Not really sure what to say here.. why are we wearing this? L: No idea.. en garde!

L: Did I hear NFT bullrun? N: Larry, p-please.. r-remember what happened last time. L: Shh! Toro! Toro!

L: Heard you guys were about to start fishin for some NFTs soon. N: Be careful out there guys, heard the carp-al tunnel can get pretty rowdy this time of year. L: I'd be more worried about catchin salmon-ella personally. N: Trout.

N: Why? L: It's #FursuitFriday baaa-byyy. Have you seen these cats? Mreow mreow. N: Think they like NFTs? L: Yep. They're cool again this week. N & L: Niiiice! N: Wait.. are we cool yet? L: I don't think so. N: Damnit, I'm taking this thing off. Let me out!

L: Put the $PEPE in the bag and no one gets sad. N: Larry, p-please can we just go home. L: NOT UNTIL I GET SOME $PEPE!

L: Like, sup bruhs? You guys into NFTs, er naw? Don't gas me up bruh, no cap fr fr. Lowkey.. these other NFTs are coooooked, amirite? We got that sauce no drip. What's good?

L: We told ya'll... no drip.

#nathanandlarry #nft #itainteasy

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