Where is Gibraltar?? And who is andy?

#EliUpdate

Eli on diet pills 'but don't you just shit the fat out??' #EliUpdate

People should just pee in flowerpots, it would get rid of it well and there would be more flowers so people would be happy #EliUpdate

Just to clarify, the flowerpots should be made out of mobile phones, as more people have access to phones than working toilets #EliUpdate

Technically all swans are hobos because they don't have houses #EliUpdate

Pants match dress, check!! #EliUpdate

Ginger prostitutes are the best kind #EliUpdate

I would know #EliUpdate

hotter version of @TomProxy

Example is named because he's an example of how hot @TomProxy should be

#EliUpdate my bladder is full...

Kate Smith is my favourite gangle #EliUpdate

Toby, stop drooling on my leg!! #EliUpdate

Bra and top don't match, nightmare! #EliUpdate

I'm a tree!! #EliUpdate

Bunghole is funny because it sounds like bumhole #EliUpdate

Its gone from being a metal lump to a fleshy lump! #EliUpdate

Eli Updates the resemblance between Elise Haeber and a pig tooth is uncanny.

My two postholes appear to be in line..curious...