Lesbian, Gay, Bi, Ugly, Fine, Rich, Poor, Skinny, Fat, Short, Tall, Black, White, Purple, A FRIEND IS A FRIEND! RETWEET if you don't judge

Isn't that Damons line? x.com/sworntoinsanit…

Well, I'm a woman so that's true. x.com/decorousshock/…

This. x.com/deadlyruffian/…

People are losing their whole minds after learning you can swipe on the calculator app bzfd.it/2pZak0I

I'll have the pizza, Damsel.

But like you said, you're a vampire. No logic. x.com/crazeddamsel/s…

At least I ain't someone's pet.

You're so easily turned on. x.com/inexorablemani…

That's hot. x.com/swiperightonme…

Just like Sookie and Bill in True Blood. x.com/swiperightonme…

I know. I was just saying that scene where they fucked and he fed from her at the same time. x.com/swiperightonme…

[Sneaks her some vervain.] Us humans have to stick together. x.com/vervainedvanit…

Humans to go? No thank you. x.com/diningmadeeasy…

Humans are friends, not food.

//Changing characters.

Looking for my family. Help a girl out, RT?

[Ships Mikaelcest. Looking for my family. Please help by RTing this.]

My DMs are open. Enter if you wish.