No one tells anyone to ‘put a sock in it’ these days. Maybe that’s where we went wrong

Breaking my twitter silence to say I'm so glad this is finally out. Fantastic work by Rosamund Urwin and serious bravery from all the people who have gone on the record thetimes.co.uk/article/russel…

It's vaguely comforting to think he's created his own hell for himself. As in... a man who considers himself an intellectual is now supported solely by the biggest morons on the planet.

I'm so excited about this that I'm back on here after managing to stay off for over two months. There's ANOTHER weatherman called Michael Fish

whoever put this up - I will contact you if I see your cat. But I need you to know that I'm mad at you for not titling the poster 'desperately seeking Susan'

I know air travel is destroying the planet, but earlier this week - due to cabin pressure or whatever - I spent a whole ten hour flight laughing at the idea of the film 'You've Got Mail' being called 'You Have An Email'. So it's basically worth it?

Giant dick-swinging move by Silk Road, not including their name on the new location

Species gap relationships: The Case for Marrying a Manatee I was twenty; supple as the ivy creeping up the outer walls of the college I attended. He was a manatee; huge and lumpen. Unpretty. We danced the dance of manatee and girl -- powerful sea mammal and nubile elf.