Hello Twitter! Hold on to your hats. I’m ready to tweet everything from anywhere to anyone who gives a damn!

Why do the wrong people travel, travel, travel...? Because I'm in a New York state of mind, kiddos!

I met Perez Hilton tonight at The Crosby Street Hotel. Adorable! Hoping there is no relation...

Tune in, turn on, drop everything and watch me on The Today Show this morning at 1050a EST on NBC. It's about TIME!

LOVE these broads, but no F'ING way they get the last word on this show!

Sorry gang Film at Lincoln Center to miss tonight's event, but as you heard I'm f****-ing exhausted from all the media hoo-ha. Please forgive me!

Alec and I. Reunited and it feels so good!

Listen you Twitter-twits, the notices are in, we're a hit! What are you waiting for? Go see "Shoot Me" now in NYC!

Will someone please explain this term 'Global Trending' to me. Is that like a disease? Goodbye, gang! See you soon.

My romantic advice: Either the circus is in town, or it's NOT!

I'm still here, gang! Stay tuned... Did you catch "Shoot Me" yet?

My favorite quote of the day: "Well, life's a BITCH - so I became one!"

My new quote of the day: "Who knows what I'd do?"

My new, furry friend Marshall Stritch. Isn't he the f-ing end!?

My movie – Shoot Me – comes out on June 24th. If you know what’s good for you, you’ll get your hands on a copy…or 4. amazon.com/gp/product/B00…

Hey Twitter Twits! Me again. 'Shoot Me' is finally out on DVD - TODAY! Also Netflix and iTunes. But don't ask me what that means.

"Confident, brassy, stylish. She doesn't wear pants..." What's not to like? Elaine Stritch: Shoot Me is #NowOnNetflix nflx.it/1lNHzdx

I ADORE awards, even in the Afterlife. So, tweet Cinema Eye Honors "I vote for Elaine Stritch: Shoot Me for Audience Choice" bc I DESERVE it!