X. the thing I've been trained to click when I want to exit an app. perfect. no notes.

it’s giving dunder mifflin infinity.

Elon: I'M GONNA POOP MY PANTS

Linda: Everybody poops and here at X we believe in the circle of life. We're undertaking a rich and vital compost project that will redefine what fertilization truly means--

Elon: I'M GONNA EAT A TUBA

Linda: The intersection of food and music will

super excited to have the future dictated by someone who puts the word creative in fucking quotes.

sounds like a fun world.

I wonder what these 'effective altruists' were planning to do with the around ten thousand Indigenous Polynesian citizens of Nauru?
Scratch that, I know what these weird techbrodudes would have done

Lol someone on reddit made a post about a made up feature introduced in WoW so that a news site using AI-driven scraping bots published an article about it and it worked

I'm not like other Suffragettes

and every AI company’s reaction to this is “ah well, it can’t be helped. we simply must ruin all the things or else someone else will.”

This is the real, human cost of mass surveillance of everyone's private digital communications.

If we actually care about keeping people safe, we need more end-to-end encryption not less.

*looks at SAG-AFTRA and WGA strikes*
*looks back at news media*
*looks at SAG-AFTRA and WGA strikes*
*looks back at news media*

#PrivateEquity is *quite* a racket. #PE managers pile up other peoples' money - pension funds, plutes, other pools of money - and then 'invest' it (buying businesses, loading them with debt, cutting wages, lowering quality and setting traps for customers).

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Media and journalism companies relying on AI don’t care that it isn’t accurate, compelling, or largely embarrassing.

They only care that it’s a tool for eliminating jobs and maximizing profits. That’s it. The whole shebang.

I love the morals of The Ugly Duckling. 'It's ok that you look different. There is beauty in your uniqueness. Your worth comes from withi- oh you got hot lol thank god, I was just saying shit'

accent heaven

i’m on my fourth bout of COVID and man i am scared about my obvious propensity for it leading to long-term complications.

Please remember that when the studios say they are losing money they are ALWAYS saying they are losing money. They tell their shareholders one thing (they’re doing great!) while telling the artists something entirely different.