Who know who isn’t on the Epstein list? Undocumented immigrants.

Wait, so she's getting "urine therapy" from someone living in an old bus in the woods..? I don't want to know more.

"please don't be weird at dinner." Me one drink later:

Classic Ren

fommy 🏳️‍⚧️ every sport a genetic lottery basketball just so happens to be one of the more noticeable ones

Mark R. Levin Says the person whose 5M-follower account is primarily botted and, despite that, gets ratioed by a moldy slice of bread every single time.

Dan Bongino CeCe8170 Six days after she failed the FBI lie detector, you told me on the phone you would finance civil defamation cases on her behalf. That’s very inappropriate for an FBI DD. Perhaps at that point, the FBI hadn’t even told you, the Deputy Director, that she had failed the polygraph.

Congratulations AG Blanche. Now you have 30 days to release the rest of the files before becoming criminally liable for failure to comply with the Epstein Files Transparency Act.

Joe Rogan is such a pussy, Theo isn’t crazy, he doesn’t need to chill out, he’s just not a scared bitch like you.

Obviously what these downed pilots need to do is find an old, abandoned fighter jet in an unguarded hanger and steal it

Yeah hi, beekeeper here! If you see this, fucking run. Record less and run more.

Australia is an amazing place, the accent, the temper, the curses, just next level

Polymarket Trump to the pro American faction

BBC: "You had Nick Fuentes on your show who said Hitler was cool" Tucker: "I've also had Ted Cruz who defends the genocide in Gaza, and sending money to a military that murders children is a worse moral crime than saying ugly things"

Eddie Vedder of Pearl Jam on Israel: "I swear to god there's some people out there just ready to kill and go across borders and take over land that doesn't belong to them, and they should get the fuck out. We don't want to give them our taxes to drop bombs on children. No more!"

Fixed your merch

💥💥💥 Are you kidding me?! Is this a joke?! The military woman pictured here is literally the exact same person as the DoorDash grandma from a few days ago.

It's literally -- literally -- a tax on empty luxury properties that nobody lives in. These people already live in Florida, you dumbass.