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Ejolee (Ah-Jo-Lee)

@ejoleem

depressed employed social media strategist who makes typos

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NYC’s club promoter mayor doesn’t want people to read or have child care but thinks robots on the train is a good idea. Like make it make sense

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Being 26 weeks Prego is wild I have a small person whacking the crap out of me whenever she feels like it and I can’t tell her to stop because she doesn’t know or understand words yet.

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My baby refuses to move when my husband has his hand on my belly. We’re convinced his hand is a comfort to her or she is gaslighting me. When she comes out in a few weeks I’m gonna ask her.

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Pregnancy brain is wild because I can’t remember what I ate 10 min ago but I can give you a full rundown of everything that was said at my last doc appointment.

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Walking into Walgreens, my hand is rubbing my lower belly and a random strange goes “is that a baby in there? are you having a miscarriage?” Like wtf!?!?

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We need to send 20,000 letters by May 21. Sign a letter urging city officials to: Protect NYC’s libraries! Will you send one today? bklynlib.org/letter

We need to send 20,000 letters by May 21. Sign a letter urging city officials to: Protect NYC’s libraries! Will you send one today? bklynlib.org/letter
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Content warnings should be required on all violent posts because scrolling and seeing an image depicting a very horrific bloody scene should come with a warning.

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Dear little human inside my body, Please chill the fuck out. Mommy’s ribs and back and stomach muscles are over your latest 8 count dance routine. 💚 your 8 month pregnant mom

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It’s been two months since my daughter was born and I have to say motherhood is the most blissfully arduous, jovial, exhausting thing I’ve ever experienced.

It’s been two months since my daughter was born and I have to say motherhood is the most blissfully arduous, jovial, exhausting thing I’ve ever experienced.
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Almost 12 weeks postpartum and my definition of a good day has changed so much. Some days it’s doing all the chores in the house and other days it’s laying in bed while my daughter sleeps on me.