Aidan Collins (@ejaculationist) 's Twitter Profile
Aidan Collins

@ejaculationist

Pro Wrestlingโ€™s Godkiller

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linkhttp://godkiller.io calendar_today01-07-2011 05:43:11

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553 Followers

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//Kieran King in: YEAR 2 - The Gentle Art of Making Enemies xwf99.com/showthread.phpโ€ฆ The XWF Leap of Faith vs. The Messenger

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I think I've heard this one before. Let me guess, you have many leather-bound books and your apartment smells of rich mahogany? Stay classy, SEB Diego.

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Reading โ€œV.โ€ by Thomas Pynchon and itโ€™s only solidifying my opinion that heโ€™s the best writer of the past 50 years

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God damn it, I wanted to hate this guy and now weโ€™re on some โ€œrespected competitorโ€ arc. Whatโ€™s next? Him becoming my friend? Fucking gross, yo.

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Itโ€™s a trip competing for the XWF Television title 20 years after I was literally the one to create the belt. Iโ€™ve been trying to not โ€œbring up old shitโ€ lately but um yeah, itโ€™s unavoidable on this one lol.

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I ran this a called XWC in 2005 when XWF was on break and it was one of our belts. XWF bought XWC when it came back and bought the TV Title along with it. I ended up holding the belt in 2006. 2 runs 19 years apart would be crazy!

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Itโ€™s weird that if you hurt your buttcheek, you donโ€™t go to a butt doctor. Proctologists are holely specialists.

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Me reading the Anarchy card and realizing that I'm going to have to beat up one of my best friend's wife (or she beats me up and then I have to hear about it for the rest of my life)

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I like that Sarah Wolf has adopted the Black Rainbow creed of only talking shit behind subtweets and getting super butthurt if you say anything negative about their bitch-made sex cult

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This lady thinks I am some sort of molester and yet she's demanding to come over to my place. Very easy to read between the lines here on why she's so adamant about stopping by. Yikes. I don't think so. I'm a married man! Stay away from me!

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If you're incapable of saying anything interesting or creative, don't worry, you can always just point out that your opponents only make jokes. Before you know it, everyone will be praising your incessant bitching! Another tip from Unc Bliz!