Rank these in order of weirdness: Brady throws for 511 yards, Welker catches a 99 yard TD, Henne throws 0 INT's, Jaws swears on air.

I can't be the only one that thought of ronnie mund when I saw the @NewYorkPost today yfrog.com/h2vaoroj

Miami vs Ohio State #probationbowl

I just got a $2 credit for Android apps from the Amazon Appstore. Click amzn.to/tweetapps2 to get yours. #get2

New Law Would Shut Down U.S. Education System, Give Each American Student $3,000 To Start Own Small Business onion.com/nQBRcl

The "Penis" Sign on ESPN College Gameday is the best

Tweeting from #ios6

I'm listening to Failbait (Original Mix) (Feat. Cypress Hill) by Deadmau5 on MOG. mogdotcom mog.com/m/track/743158…

I'm listening to Whistle by Flo Rida on MOG. mogdotcom mog.com/m/track/666509…

I got 13920 points while escaping from a Giant Demon Monkey. Beat that! bit.ly/TempleRun2. N

I've just reached 69 meters in #Banana Kong. Download it from the App Store and try to beat me!mm

I got 3280 points while escaping from a Giant Demon Monkey. Beat that! bit.ly/TempleRun2

I've just reached 278 meters in #Banana Kong. Download it from the App Store and try to beat me!

I've just reached 69 meters in #Banana Kong. Download it from the App Store and try to beat me!

I guess you can't blame Danny - there was no way to know that 58 year old Shaquille O'Neal might be injured come playoff time.

Buddies wussed out on iwrestledabearonce show in #worcester tonight, need a crew to hook up with it! Check the atl show pic! http://twitpic.com/4dlyit

Shame on NBATV - it's the playoffs, you can't cheap out with local announcers. Who owns that channel, the Maloofs?

Look closely... Jawbone #jambox dance party while camping in our tent last week, kids were loving it! Rock on!!! yfrog.com/gzlakhgzj

Washington DC signing tomorrow night at 7pm was wrong on my site and pubisher's site. It's B& N 4801 Bethesda Avenue, Bethesda, MD 20814