I could be the little devil that hangs out on your shoulder and tries to get you to give into those intrusive thoughts.

I'm bouta blow the roof off this place.

I-I am not as think as you drunk I am. 🥴

I hurt my hand the one time, but I'm always super embarrassed when I'm asked about it. Although Rae Of Sunshine knows why.

/. Be safe!

But it's my good hand!

Despite what you might think, I don't.

Not too often though, you know how unhinged I get when drunk.

Yeah, but you know I have a dominant hand!

> 𝐍𝐨𝐭 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐥 𝐉𝐨𝐫𝐝𝐲𝐧𝐧𝐞 𝐆𝐫𝐚𝐜𝐞. < - 10+ ʏᴇᴀʀꜱ ᴏꜰ ʀᴘ ᴇxᴘᴇʀɪᴇɴᴄᴇ. - ᴀꜱ ʟɪᴛᴇʀᴀᴛᴇ ᴏʀ ᴅᴇꜱᴄʀɪᴘᴛɪᴠᴇ ᴀꜱ ʏᴏᴜ ᴀʀᴇ. - ʟᴇᴡᴅ-ʙᴀꜱᴇᴅ ʀᴘ ᴀᴄᴄᴏᴜɴᴛ. - ꜱᴡɪᴛᴄʜ. - ʙɪ. >𝙼𝚘𝚛𝚎 𝚒𝚗𝚏𝚘 𝚍𝚘𝚠𝚗 𝚋𝚎𝚕𝚘𝚠.<

I am okay.

Like my new cup?

Look guys, They finally got my nickname right!

I could explain this shirt, but I also don't want to..

How's the Luna Snow fit lookin'?

I am monke 🐒🍌

Redbull is supposed to give you wings, so uh... ᴡʜᴇʀᴇ ᴡɪɴɢꜱ??

"O-Oh, um, what do you want me to do?"

O-Oh...um, okay..