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calendar_today03-03-2009 21:17:49

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David Shuster (@davidshuster) 's Twitter Profile Photo

This is the part of the night known as the "red mirage." Smaller towns (mostly GOP) report their results ahead of urban areas (mostly dem). It creates the illusion of a GOP victory. Patience, everybody. The night is still young! #BlueWave2024 #Election2024

David Shuster (@davidshuster) 's Twitter Profile Photo

And what do you know? Harris now winning Virginia by 70,000 votes. That will grow. See how this works? Rural areas report results faster than cities and crowded suburbs. It has always been that way. And it will be that way in AZ, WI, MI, and PA. Harris gaining ground.

David Shuster (@davidshuster) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Regarding Wisconsin: Everybody chill out or turn off the news for another hour. Harris is going to pick up another 100,000 in the vote spread thanks to votes not yet counted in Milwaukee. Stay calm. #Election2024

Tristan Snell (@tristansnell) 's Twitter Profile Photo

It's midnight ET on election night. At this point in 2020, Donald Trump was leading the battleground states -- and one by one, he lost them. Don't despair. There are still a LOT of votes to be counted.

Dr. Eephusblue Β―\_(ツ)_/Β― πŸ‡΅πŸ‡· (@eephusblue) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Look, it’s pretty clear this shit hole is making you miserable. We keep hitting refresh thinking there will be an update and getting more and more upset. Just turn it off