What you get when you ask me to write a song for free for your wedding

If you have sprogs, head down this week to see this thing I produced.

Why on earth is P**s M****n given a platform to spout his petty vitriol against anyone he chooses. Mental health is as important as physical health. He wouldn’t be allowed to go around breaking people’s legs so why is he allowed to damage their minds?!

French Open Fines Tennis Ball For Failing To Answer Media’s Questions bit.ly/3vJ3Scu

Gary Neville absolutely rips into Boris Johnson. This is 🔥 “He said Muslim women look like letterboxes” - Gary doesn’t hold back.

Football Association AND Oliver Dowden Sec of State DCMS. PM Boris Johnson.: Ban racists for life from all football matches in England* - Sign the Petition! chng.it/7PfqWXjd via Change.org UK

Honest tweet now. This account is run by frontline NHS staff. There’s just 3 of us. We have tried our best to get out what is happening on the ground. But we are completely exhausted. If you support what we are doing pls will you follow & RT this to your followers? Thank you 🙏🏻

My Prime Minister MR14

In the Olympics, before each event I think there should just be a normal person having a go to show you the scale of how phenomenal the Olympians are

An experiment: Please follow and RT if you’ve had the vaccine

Let's make sure this message reaches many, many people.

First trip to the theatre since Covid and first trip to the theatre ever for my 3-year old nephews!! What a joyous afternoon Yvonne Arnaud Theatre #TheSnailandtheWhale. Well done Tall Stories

Some of the best quality tennis I’ve seen in a while Emma Raducanu #USOpen2021 #ComeOnEmma

If everybody who is in favour of this followed and retweeted we’d reach a million followers by midnight and be much stronger together.

I'm joining @TooGoodToGo_UK in telling Boris it’s time to face up to food waste. Sign here: fightfoodwaste.co.uk/?source=twitte…

I feel someone in the government should clarify which laws are ‘law laws’ and which laws are merely suggestions.

If anyone is not coping with the cost of living & is struggling to eat, pls search for your local Sikh Gurdwara — we’ll happily give you a hot meal — all are welcome, religion, colour, gender, politics etc are irrelevant to us. Don’t be intimidated, we’re a welcoming bunch 🙏🏼

📚To celebrate being just 3 weeks from publication, I have a lovely new copy of Times Tables Ninja to give away! For your chance to win, simply like and retweet this tweet. 📚 Bonus entry if you comment your best maths joke! ✖️➗ Closes midnight on Thursday 23rd June. UK only.

If you support rejoining the EU, please retweet this so we can follow you.

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