With 2 games to play, Edge Hill ressies can still finish 2nd in Division 1. A brilliant season from the lads👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

Did someone say new signings? Doesn’t get much bigger then this 😮‍💨 New levels, new beginnings📈 3pm……

DANIEL SALE STAYS ON. Tubby stays on for another season, after winning 6 trophies in 2 seasons. The gaffer wants more megals. He’ll be assisted by James Fisher, Jake Green and Martin Young. With the signings he’s made, I don’t blame him.

ALBY LANSDOWNE SIGNS. The Gresley main man signs the dotted line😅 The man needs no introduction, wherever he is on the pitch, he’s makes things HAPPEN.

RYAN KING. The Belper United winger signs and I’ll be honest I don’t blame him. The king of the wing puts full backs on their arse 👋🏽🥶 Appreciate the understanding on getting these 2 over the line CollieryLaneFc . Always been our favourite team❤️

HARRY LANSDOWNE. The colossal Stapenhill centre half wants a bit too. Absolute magic. Welcome Haaland 😮‍💨

Our annual FA cup day is next Saturday at the club. More signings will be announced then….. Up The Edge Hill🔴⚪️

JOSH WATSON signs for Edge Hill😍 Another brilliant signing, the quickest man in burton fancies a megal. What a signing 😮‍💨

RESERVES AWARDS Players player- Alfie Turner Managers player- Jack Drury Top goalscorer - Matt Crad Brilliant season lads 👏🏻

1st team awards. Players player- Zack Hill Managers player- Oli Roome Top goalscorer - Oli Roome 🎶 Edge Hill are massive everywhere they go 🎶 What a season 🏆🏆🏆

UP THE EDGE HILL🏆🏆🏆

The Gaffer loves busted.

Edge Hill reserves finished the season strong, winning 4-2 this morning against Netherseal. This result means they finish 2nd in Division 1, well done lads👏🏻👏🏻

Another one🤷🏻‍♂️ Cam Steele passes his medical and is an Edge Hill player. Steeley is versatile and can play anywhere across the front line, a class player who brings more quality and experience to the team. BUILDING📈

DANIEL SALE DOES A U TURN AND IT BACKFIRES. After having interest from Middlesbrough. Tubby thought it’d be ok to have a conversation with them. The chairman found out and sacked him. Because we’re a community team we’re going to a poll😃

Who do we want as gaffer? Left Youngy out cause he’s always in someone’s kitchen…. The lads need stability.

Unfortunately Allardyce was shit in the interview so we told him we didn’t want him, boring bastard. With that being the case we’re delighted to announce Chaz Rumin and James Fisher as joint managers. Up the Edge Hill🔴⚪️

EDGE HILL RETAINED LIST. Big thanks to Paul Hollis who is going to play for the miners for his last season. Been brilliant over the years, good luck “Mr Fringe” 🧑🏼‍🦲

PLAYERS UNDER CONSIDERATION. James Frost James Fisher Ben Gough