Coworker: It's a full moon tonight. My mom would say that means it will be crazier this shift. Me: Yeah, I have a friend like that. Once she changed her flight plans due to a full moon. Coworker: Wow! Does she have a lot of other superstitions? Me: Well, she is a Republican.

I care not about the casting of Ariel. Flounder though had better be a Platichthys flesus, or I will be enraged.