Leandro Trossard is basically like an old car we've had in the paper trying to sell. It's a decent car & we enjoyed driving it but it's time to get a nice new car. However, they'll be no nice new car as we have increased the price of the old car with this new contract agreement.

Trossard you selfish son of a bitch! 😡

BOO THIS MAN!! BOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

We must now sell Martinelli to Saudi.

🚨 EXCLUSIVE: Reiss Nelson sets to become Arsenal's highest earner with £450,000 a week and new 16 year contract. New deal said to be in recognition for his loyalty and commitment to the club. [@Eddielongbridge]

Can't believe gunnerblog just sauntered onto Twitter. Took a dump on the carpet, tossed his cigarette into a bin causing a fire and walked out.

Logging onto Arsenal twitter this evening.

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EZE IS COMING TO THE ARSENAL WE ARE WINNING ALL THE FOOTBALL

I called it first I'm the winner!!!! Obviously I meant this Summer not 'this Summer'

#AFC | 🚨 Eberechi Eze has reportedly told family and friends he will be joining Arsenal within the coming days, stating it "has always been Arsenal." [@Eddielongbridge]

Check out what Eze just posted online!

The speed of the Eze story this evening is incredible. I fully expect the announcement video is already finished and up in 20 minutes.

🤣 what a day man

Arsene Wenger, he's done it again.

If I were a Spurs fan I would be hugely embarrassed. We got this deal done in an hour. The joke ALWAYS seems to be on Tottenham. It's beautiful and may it last beyond any of our lifetimes.