Peak teenage boy distilled in to a 30 second clip

I think they may have used actual rolls of foreskin?!

Con Air is on. Go on then

We’ve had a lovely time in Wales. Going to finish the trip by taking all the kids to Barbie

Can we all just appreciate the genius of #Barbie starting with 2001 A Space Odyssey so that men up and down the land can mansplain to their girlfriends?

Really enjoyed Barbie a second time around. Still makes me uncomfortable that Barbie centres Ken’s feelings even after he steals her house and tries to disenfranchise her. He doesn’t take “no” for an answer on more than one occasion

you ok hun xoxo

One of the downsides of living in a well insulated new build is that the only way to cool down is to just be in my pants the whole time

Gone to Salford and it’s like going back in time

Parenthood is saying your kids names at progressively louder volumes until they hear

Oh go on then

Right I’m going to go #scrollfreeseptember Not sure how I’ll cope Any tips? Laur

I no longer have bento box envy

Back to school shopping with the eldest help

Another August, another struggle with being (grossly) underpaid. August is so expensive anyway and it would have been real nice to not have to do this annual harassing of payroll.

Merry Christmas