My little brother just won a costume contest for being Bryce Harper. They told him he was the best clown there.

And The Outstanding Rookie of the Year Award goes to MLBTest 12345 ! Well deserved, congrats! Kanye West remains seated.

The Notebook? Mike Trout eats Ryan Goslings for breakfast.

The offseason was created for teams to have an excuse to not face Mike Trout.

Every NFL fans childhood: "Dad, why do the Lions get to play on every Thanksgiving?".. "I literally have no idea, Son."

99% of a football game is watching a cornerback lay on the ground after missing an easy interception.