“What is life? What is love? What is pizza? What if we are all just burritos flying through space? Like children of stars, but with cheese, sour cream, and guacamole. Supernova. Super burrito.” Eat24’s emails complete me

Just a reminder, we love you all ❤️

Monday mood: pepperoni.

Every day is chicken parm day if you try hard enough.

Invention idea: corn dog vending machine.

There are two types of people in this world: people who like hot sauce, and people who are wrong.

Mayo on French fries?

Don't go bacon my heart.

It's a good night when you wake up next to pizza.

(•_•) <) )> a hot dog is a sandwich. / \

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Jalapeños?

Me, myself, and my mozzarella sticks.

I only like cheese and carbs.

Stop it, Karen.

What's your blood type?

When you find out that you're the only snack in the house... order in. 😎

Still haven't figured out how shredded cheese is made. On an unrelated note, could someone unjam our office shredder?

Where do burgers go to dance? (•_•) ( •_•)>⌐■-■ (⌐■_■) The meat ball.

The only thing we have to fear