Beans nigga!!! 😂😂😂

i may have eaten approximately 4000 calories today. that’s the tweet

DARRELLE REVIS WAS TRULY THE GREATEST CORNERBACK IN #NFL HISTORY. Darrelle Revis had the greatest run ever, locking down Hall of Fame wide receivers every week:

so this is “killing it”, huh?

rest in peace Walker Texas Ranger

..meanwhile 6 years later: bigtittied goth girl snores and ate all the mozzarella sticks.

McMahon up the middle to plate 2 👊

that was close. Wordle 1,740 6/6 ⬛⬛🟨⬛⬛ ⬛🟨🟨⬛⬛ ⬛⬛⬛🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛🟩🟩 🟨🟩⬛🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

Cam Schlittler- “We're the Yankees. Everyone hates us. I find enjoyment in that."

i know you be sitting on the toilet for too long then stumble around your house like Tommy Pickles with both your legs asleep. don’t lie.

you wear a shiesty and get ran out.. not a good look

The best record in baseball at 7-1? The New York Yankees 🔥

Happy Birthday to the goat. #AkiraToriyama

No fanbase in sports---pro or college, any country, any sport---would draw more joy from their team winning a championship than Jets fans, and you can't convince me otherwise.

Michael Nania T-Willy™️

welly welly well.

Nico Robin’s real name will be Nerona D. Robin

🚨holy shit.. the CIA just used a tool called "Ghost Murmur" to find an American pilot hiding in a mountain crevice in Iran.. by detecting his heartbeat.. not his phone.. not a tracker.. not a radio signal.. his heartbeat.. Lockheed Martin's Skunk Works built it.. the same

23 years ago today: Hideki Matsui introduces himself to Yankee Stadium with a grand slam.

i don’t know why, but i have this feeling that being blackout stoned at a professional sumo event with the boys would fix me. 🤼‍♂️