ZED! IT HAS COME TO MY ATTENTION THAT YOU ARE SIMPING DURING NO SIMP SEPTEMBER! THIS IS UNACCEPTABLE!

WHAT!?

A GHOST!

YEEEEEAAAAH!

HA HA HA HA! YOU GAINED NOTHING! THAT IS HILARIOUS AND FITTING FOR YOUR CHARACTER! I ONLY REPLIED TO MOCK HOW PATHETIC YOU WERE! SO MY TWEET DOESN'T COUNT!

YOU KNOW WHAT COULD MAKE THAT TAPPING BADASS??? IF EACH TIME YOU TAPPED IT CAUSED AN EXPLOSION!

LIKE WHAT!? DETAILS WOMAN; THEY ARE IMPORTANT!

ITS A DICK

BLESS YOU

DID YOU LIE TO ME?

WHAT'S THE OCCASSION? DID YOU SEE SOME BADASS EXPLOSIONS?

I LIKE THAT LETTER!

WHAT THE #$%^! I CAN'T SEE MY NOTIFICATIONS! TWITTER! APOLOGIZE!

DON'T FORGET EXPLOSIONS!

EXPLOSION!

CAPS LOCK IS THE BEST KEY ON THE KEYBOARD!!!!!

TORGUE IS ON 24/7!!!!! UNLESS HE'S OFFLINE OR BUSY AT THE MOMENT!!!! x.com/_HJack69_/stat…

THAT IS A FLAT OUT LIE!!! HOW COULD YOU LIE TO THE PEOPLE!! YOU DISGUST ME MORE THAN A SKAG TAKING A #$%^ ON GRANDMAS HOMEMADE COOKIES!!!! x.com/hyperionsqueen…

HEY FOLLOW ME TO GAIN ACCESS TO A SUPER TOP SECRET ROOM OF BADASSERY! YOU MUST BE A RESIDENT OF PANDORA AND YOU CAN'T BE A JACK!!!

THIS TIMELINE IS HOOOOOOOT!