I'm going out on a limb... Everyone calling for a #bitcoin capitulation - I say, it's happened already and we're basing like we did in 2018 after the big dump. All that's left is for leverage to keep getting written off as usual. Fight me.

Hands up if you bought more #bitcoin today

Crypto twitter > Bold and the Beautiful Any day and every day. I'm here for sats and satire And memes.

Yay a CZ inspired bounce. Damn... I wanted cheaper sats. Another day then. Maaaybe...

SO uh... where's all the "BTFD" people? All the "$50k and I'm still buying!" people? All the "It's a new ATH and I'm still buying!" people? All the "If Bitcoin goes below 20k I'll sell everything to buy more!" people? Surely you weren't all talk? I'M still stacking #Bitcoin

Governments remind me of the Simpsons episode where they're digging for treasure and find themselves in a big hole. "How will we get out?" "We'll dig our way out!" 😅

Stop comparing #BTC to a cockroach... they're actually not hard to kill

Going to shop at Woolworths and Dan Murphys exclusively for a while so I don't have to wade through shelves full of Chinese-made plastic bullshit with Australian flags on them. You can love Australia without buying a bunch of garbage for no reason #Australiaday

Friendly reminder - whenever your boss at whatever job you work at tells you you're on a great salary and you won't find better, it's not much different to an abusive partner telling you that you should stay for the same reason. Move on.

RT if you HODL'd through the #Bitcoin bear market ✊

Celebrate the #Bitcoin halving by buying more #Bitcoin

How am I supposed to concentrate when #Bitcoin keeps going up

Why does everyone in a shopping centre (mall, for you others) walk around like a zombie? If you don't know what I mean, you're one of them

Why does a hearse drive so slowly? Get on with it already, the rest of us have things to do

Am I the only one who knows escalators and travelators are for walking on, not standing there like an idiot?

Nothing says 'Rob me blind' like standing out the front of your house with a suitcase waiting for an Uber

Stoked to visit Tokyo Bitcoin Base (Tokyo Bitcoin Base) recently from Australia. Thanks for showing us around, much appreciated. #Bitcoin

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#Metallica rocked it in Melbourne last week. Great show. Since you asked...

The chicken and the egg dilemma doesn't make sense to me - of course the animal came first, eggs don't turn up out of nowhere. Ask someone this for fun - what was first, the colour or the fruit 'orange'? Turns out it was the fruit. I hoped it was the colour and people were lazy.