So if you haven't noticed yet, my new private account in alive.

x.com/ElganThomas?t=…

I'll happily accept you if we've interacted on here.

If you are here to pry the sorry luv, denied... 😂

So glad I threw my booked Sunday in 🍻 ☀ 🔥

Today will be sponsored by gardening, beer and hopefully sun!

Watched 'Scoop' last night. Just made me hate Prinonce Andy even more.

Neanderthalic behaviour

Derby County’s sell out away end at Cambridge today.

After their 1-0 win, they only need a point next weekend at home to Carlisle to guarantee promotion! 👏 #DCFC

Thirteen away league wins 🔥

A new club record 👏

#DCFC #dcfcfans

THIS TIME HE CAN'T BE STOPPED!!!

#DCFC

Go #Canucks Go

Rate my stop.

I'm going A-

Was about an inch too far for the perfect line up

Swallow Falls Hotel...

My wife called me immature before I went to bed last night.

I got up for work and found this on the kitchen table.

Glad I married the most immature woman in the world 😂❤️