Top tier weekend for idiots getting their blood pressure up. Cannot wait for the next manufactured outrage.

Would just like to issue a quick apology for becoming such an esoteric badman in my older years, as you were 👍

For the next season of Clarksons farm they should release some foot and mouth and throw him onto the pyre of burning livestock 😂😂😂

The next MasterChef presenter should be a big fat bloke

𝐃I𝐀L M P𝐎D𝐂A𝐒T! 🎙️ So long Disturbed Pod and hello Dial M Pod! The Holy Trinity return to discuss Merthyr’s pre-season preparations, transfers, the jaw-dropping news of Ricardo rees putting pen to paper on a new deal and looking ahead to life in the Enterprise National League North.

That bat is like that: " yassss man"

Simple as

It's that old rock n roll

sweet caroline was already one of the worst songs ever, but people adding that unnecessary "so good! so good!" really cements as an all-time Imbecile Anthem

Perfect timing say

Up the shagging Northern Martyrs 👊🏻⚫⚪⚫⚪

Listen to me, let me tell you this loud and clear. Merthyr Town are winning the league and there is NOTHING you can do about it son 😂😂😂⚫⚪⚫⚪

I love to perform live

3 points for the shagging Northern Martyrs today please boss ⚫⚪⚫⚪

Listen to me now then son. Merthyr Town are winning the league....and there is NOTHING you can do...about....it 🤣⚫⚪⚫⚪

Did we get these speakers on the theatre end second hand from Guantanamo bay?

This is Tonight - see you there 😀

83’ | TOMMY HANDLEY BABY!!!! Tom Handley fires an unbelievable free kick in from 25-yards! 🔥 What a strike! (1-2)

Frannie Jeffers, your boys have taken one HELL of a beating!!