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Trump Announces He Has Acquired Giant Anime Sword In Japanese Trade Deal buff.ly/nRWOn1G

One of Donald Trump’s main campaign promises was the prevention of CBDC. The headlines are enraged over his failure to release the Epstein files, but the GENUIS Act is a far deeper betrayal of the American people that has the ability to usher in a new monetary system.

DRIVER TEASES BIRD - AND UNLOCKS NATURE’S JOHN WICK Starts cute and funny. Ends like Die Hard: Bird Edition. Source: veoguy

MSTR is about to buy 17,000-20,000 more BTC, valued at $2.1-$2.5B. The demand for STRC was 5.6x what was planned.

REMEMBER : Bitcoin is JUST like your grandmother. If you party with alts to much and ignore her... She will get upset, bust into your party and ruin it by taking a HUGE STINKY SHIT on the floor...

Riseeeee king 🐧👑 $PENGU CODED

For all the kids saying this generation is fucked. Literally 2 generations ago the government kidnapped you and made you fight angry Vietnamese to the death in a jungle. I'm sorry houses are expensive and 50% of women are on OnlyFans but it could be worse.

For everyone whose had trouble with the market recently. Have you tried being fucking retarded and just blindly betting more with zero fucks? Seems to work.

Everything felt wrong, until $PENGU came along 🐧👑

I held the hot gates to lows with you. Losing nearly 30 mil from highs. Holding for a ETH ATH just as I said I would. Now we ride together, victorious, proud and retarded...to fucking biblical money. Just as I said we would. Alt season my bruthas. Alt season.

BREAKING: $PENGU has officially started its run toward a new all-time high! Buckle up — we’re taking off!

I have an absolutely brutal ai alt coin video coming for you. Uploading. Like for 3x cool points. Then ready your mind to be penetrated and your bags to sodomized with gains (in a good way)

I’m not saying the Beaufort gyre has released, but if it did, this is what it would look like

$PENGU is on its way to $1 — whether you’re on board or not. Some will hesitate, some will doubt, and some will miss the ride entirely. But as for me? I’ve made my choice. I’m riding with $PENGU all the way.

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Random out of character post : I really appreciate all you crazy mfers who follow, support and give me the privilege to make content for you. I get so many laughs making you laugh while giving barely passable retarded crypto takes. If you ever see me in public come say hi and

Well...I bought a million dollars of Cardano... Then went to bed and woke up like this...

$1.4B Fartcoin is what you get when the "risk free" asset underpinning the entire banking & currency system is a bond issued by an insolvent govt w/debt of 7x revenues, off-bal sheet liabs of 20-30x revenues, peacetime deficits of 7% of GDP, that has not run a surplus in 24 yrs🤷‍♂️